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Phil wants to meet for lunch

_ Another text update from Phil. This time he thinks i’m about to lose it. He’s told me so. He’s convinced that reaching the milestone of 1 month with virtually no blokes in sight will lead to my demise, he’s scared of losing me forever to the dark world of finger food and chitter chatter style lunches. He’s worried. And if the truth be known, so am I. You see, I’m quite... read more

“I’ve grown breasts”… says Phil.

- My best mate Phil’s been back in touch this Monday morning. He’s clearly really got to grips with my new role as House Dad. I explained i couldn’t make a night with the lads sinking pints of Stella in Camden Town because there’s nobody around to look after Syra. Apparently then the new day job i’m holding down has caused me to grow a set of tits. I hope i still have them 11... read more

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