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“Snow-one here Dad!”

“Where are ya?!” Much like a drunk Delia Smith who chanted those immortal words on a football pitch in front of thousands of Norwich fans once,  I too found myself uttering the same thing under my breath as I came out of the swimming pool changing room this morning. Standing like a dishevelled twat in front of about 20 odd females is the norm for me each Tuesday at Syra’s swimming... read more

Dear Seb Coe….

Email Recipient: Seb Coe (British Olympic Association) Dear Lord Coe, Just shooting from the hip a little here, but thought i would fly one up the flag post, to see if you have ever considered making “Getting a baby under a year old ready for a swimming lesson an Olympic sport”? The skill and dexterity required to balance a wriggler on a 5 inch thick piece of plastic suspended 4 foot from a... read more

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