Nov 30, 2010
“Where are ya?!”
Much like a drunk Delia Smith who chanted those immortal words on a football pitch in front of thousands of Norwich fans once, I too found myself uttering the same thing under my breath as I came out of the swimming pool changing room this morning.
Standing like a dishevelled twat in front of about 20 odd females is the norm for me each Tuesday at Syra’s swimming...
Oct 12, 2010
Email Recipient: Seb Coe (British Olympic Association)
Dear Lord Coe,
Just shooting from the hip a little here, but thought i would fly one up the flag post, to see if you have ever considered making “Getting a baby under a year old ready for a swimming lesson an Olympic sport”?
The skill and dexterity required to balance a wriggler on a 5 inch thick piece of plastic suspended 4 foot from a...