May 9, 2013
In a few weeks time a bill will be passed in my house making the word “pink” an illegal word. The word “pink” will be banned. All trace of pink will be wiped clean from the inside of my pied-à-terre. No more of that shit colour pink.
You see pink isn’t my friend. I hate pink. Pink brings darkness to my house in the form of tantrums and unreasonable demands.
Pink is a...
Apr 9, 2013
I can’t even walk on the stairs without a chill running down my spine. My 3-year-old refuses to follow my lead, she has to climb up the staircase before anyone else and climb down before anyone else. Walking parallel will send her into a fit of rage too. This gets a high score for danger level. The picture above is not my staircase by the way.
Nov 8, 2010
Somehow in the space of 5 weeks i’ve gone from nervous Stay-At-Home-Dad to someone actually offering up potentially useful parenting advice.
That said, when I first met Michelle at Baby Bounce and Rhyme she asked me some curve ball questions on breast feeding which even if I had breasts I would have found tricky to answer.
Still……I put Michelle’s problem down to one or more of the...
Oct 25, 2010
Spit the Dummy – several times a day this happens. Most times I have to climb a flight of stairs to put it back in.
Don’t cry over spilt milk – she did anyway.
Throwing your toys out of the cot - she now knows that items which rocket over the railings proves there’s truth in the saying.
Sleeping like a baby – There are times when this sentence makes perfect sense, e.g....
Oct 21, 2010
I’ve decided that being a house dad will be safer in the long run by sticking in numbers.
Not that i have met any other house dads properly yet, but my NCT group have taken me under their wing – and i’m fine being the only bloke.
I’m part of a female clan, for now.
Besides I still ask lots of questions, and Jenna, Jess, Lana, Sarah and Jo have all the answers.
“Can Syra eat...