Jul 19, 2012
Aptamil Agony
If only opening a carton of Aptamil was as dreamy as this advert tells us it will be. Picture the scene, it’s 11pm, your baby is screaming and you attempt to open the white nectar. What follows is a geyser of milk spraying up over the kitchen counter top, around a third of the contents now flowing down onto the floor via small tributaries. According to one fellow parent Lyanne who resides here,... read more
Oct 25, 2010
4 “baby sayings” I could have invented last week
_ Spit the Dummy – several times a day this happens. Most times I have to climb a flight of stairs to put it back in. Don’t cry over spilt milk – she did anyway. Throwing your toys out of the cot - she now knows that items which rocket over the railings proves there’s truth in the saying. Sleeping like a baby – There are times when this sentence makes perfect sense, e.g.... read more
Oct 21, 2010
Safe haven at an open house
_ I’ve decided that being a house dad will be safer in the long run by sticking in numbers. Not that i have met any other house dads properly yet, but my NCT group have taken me under their wing – and i’m fine being the only bloke. I’m part of a female clan, for now. Besides I still ask lots of questions, and Jenna, Jess, Lana, Sarah and Jo have all the answers. “Can Syra eat... read more
