May 9, 2013 Posted by Larks

BAN PINK

In a few weeks time a bill will be passed in my house making the word “pink” an illegal word. The word “pink” will be banned. All trace of pink will be wiped clean from the inside of my pied-à-terre. No more of that shit colour pink. You see pink isn’t my friend. I hate pink. Pink brings darkness to my house in the form of tantrums and unreasonable demands. Pink is a... read more

Nov 4, 2010 Posted by adelarks

Phil wants to meet for lunch

_ Another text update from Phil. This time he thinks i’m about to lose it. He’s told me so. He’s convinced that reaching the milestone of 1 month with virtually no blokes in sight will lead to my demise, he’s scared of losing me forever to the dark world of finger food and chitter chatter style lunches. He’s worried. And if the truth be known, so am I. You see, I’m quite... read more

Oct 4, 2010 Posted by adelarks

Day 1… My Debut

My first day being house dad, and syra’s first day eating a carrot. Hardly a stratospheric achievement but blowing up her dinner in the microwave certainly is. Anyway….. it’s always good to get encouragement from people. Lots of texts wishing me the best, this one stood out as being above all else, thoughtful. Best Mate Phil Texts me on Day 1: Phil: Have you signed on yet? You could... read more