Oct 22, 2012
When I was 5 and attempting to play tennis against my brother in my grandparents garden I let go of the racket and sent the wooden Dunlop hurtling through the air, it remained airborne for at least 30 yards before taking 4 panes of glass out of the only greenhouse in the garden.
It was unfortunate and desperately embarrassing for my Mum who was having coffee on the patio at the time with a group of my...
Dec 23, 2010
Captain’s Log, stardate 2010, the Larkin enterprise remains stranded in orbit. I have observed a decline in Junior Larkin’s state of mind, her behaviour deteriorating following a deluge of arctic snow. We have been trapped inside an infinite core of boredom for 7 days now.
Captain’s supplemental log:
Neural networks have been compromised, condition worsening, forced to retrieve...
Dec 7, 2010
Hosting NCT Christmas lunch: Remember my Open House post ? This was as good as it gets, baby armageddon…16 adults, 8 nippers, Secret Santa and about 20 plates of finger food – mostly on the floor or caked on a baby’s face.
My partners cock ups: No car tax disc, forgetting she’d invited someone over for dinner, not paying a deposit for a nursery. A clown like...